Tháng mười 18
Having good pussy or dick
You got that good good( dick).

Give me some of that good good.
viết bởi tashaway 03 Tháng một, 2014
Tháng mười 17
When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
Tool #1: Oi mate fancy a browse in River Island? Just seen a solid 10 bird outside

Tool #2: Na mate I'm off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
viết bởi SafeBoi 14 Tháng năm, 2015
Tháng mười 16
When someone gets completely destroyed.
"Ella got rekt"
"Oh my days, Ella got annihilated! #Rekt"
viết bởi jazzylad 13 Tháng mười hai, 2014
Tháng mười 14
CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture". Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/Parachutes. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken.

In some cases, "Torture" is considered "Play". The testicles are simply tugged on or stretched out.

Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.
Girl: "His balls are so long! They slap against my ass all the time, I love it."
viết bởi crax 09 Tháng tư, 2005
Tháng mười 13
A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
viết bởi BamBamKam 30 Tháng mười một, 2014
Tháng mười 10
A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine
viết bởi joecoolthefool 23 Tháng chín, 2015
Tháng mười 9
When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.
"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect
viết bởi T2kizz 27 Tháng chín, 2015
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