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84 definitions by Billebllunt

 
1.
Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."
viết bởi billebllunt 09 Tháng mười hai, 2013
 
2.
Noun

1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
"I finally crossed Lion King off my bucket list...man, that was a lot of work!"
viết bởi billebllunt 08 Tháng năm, 2014
 
3.
Noun

1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."
viết bởi billebllunt 09 Tháng mười hai, 2013
 
4.
Noun

1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
viết bởi billebllunt 09 Tháng mười hai, 2013
 
5.
Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."
viết bởi billebllunt 12 Tháng hai, 2014
 
6.
Noun

1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.

2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.

3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
viết bởi billebllunt 19 Tháng một, 2014
 
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Noun

1. A term used to describe two pairs of married gay men who have gone on several double dates together, have already had sex several times and are all chummy with each other. When going on these double dates, all 4 men ride together in a van. One of them is usually black and wears lots of jewelry. There is also usually an older one, the father figure type, with a cigar/cornhole fetish. There is ALWAYS a clean cut, metrosexual one and the fourth member is a wildcard.
Q: "Did you get a load of that faggoty bowling team down there, Rick?"

A: "Yeah, I saw them pull up in a van and if I didn't know any better, I'd swear they were THE GAY TEAM."
viết bởi billebllunt 19 Tháng một, 2014