1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"
1. When 5 or more Japanese people merge together to form one larger humanoid entity with all 4 limbs capable of independent movement. Much akin to a cheerleader pyramid, but the japanese never engage in this activity for entertainment purposes. It is solely used as an extreme last resort in order to attack or defend. Unlike a cheerleading pyramid, which takes practice, trust and great deal of familiarity with your team mates and/or system, japstacking can occur with 5 japanese total strangers. The reason for this is because japanese people in general are fit, trim and most of them are ninjas. This primal inner instinct or governing group mentality only occurs in the japanese, much like in army ants. When they merge together, it's not in the manner of smaller pieces of "The Blob" reconvening to form 1 big blob, but more in the manner of Voltron merging, but without the metallic machinery noises. They stack in a very calculated and mathematical manner, but without thinking or practice.
2. The human equivalent of a Transformer combiner or Gestalt (Devastator, Bruticus, Menasaur, Superion, etc.) As can be seen in the Drawn Together episode entitled "Gay Bash."
"Most of the Japanese ran when they saw Godzilla coming, but the students in Mr. Hashimoto's karate class started japstacking to defend the dojo from destruction."