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99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey

 
1.
Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
viết bởi Blue Cawdrey 21 Tháng mười một, 2004
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2.
When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.

This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:

Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.

Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.

Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.

It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
viết bởi Blue Cawdrey 23 Tháng mười một, 2004
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3.
Willie woofter, longer version.
Ryhming slang, poofter or gay.
The gay bar was full of willie woofters.
viết bởi Blue Cawdrey 23 Tháng mười một, 2004
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4.
Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.
Print out the treeware and we can send it via snail mail.
viết bởi Blue Cawdrey 18 Tháng mười một, 2004
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5.
Wait a little longer, help / relief is coming soon.
Shark Bite victim: Oh-myGawd! it's bitten both my frikin' legs off, SCREAM! help I am bleeding to death...

Lifeguard: Hang in there Stumpy... the paramedics are on their way!
viết bởi Blue Cawdrey 23 Tháng mười một, 2004
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6.
London, UK.
Jellied eels are an old East End (of London) favourite where they are still sold from street stalls, to be eaten from china bowls sprinkled with hot chilli vinegar. Jellied eels are the sort of street food you wolf down while standing up or perhaps on the way home from the pub.
Traditional foods in London include pie and mash and jellied eels.
viết bởi Blue Cawdrey 22 Tháng mười một, 2004
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7.
UK: Somebody who is going to or has died, also used in an ireverent way to defuse a situation through humor.
1) Parachutist's reserve chute fails, 'he's a goner for sure'.

2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.

3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.
viết bởi Blue Cawdrey 23 Tháng mười một, 2004
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