Besides meaning a good friend, Juif is also a fruit drink often consumed at parties by big kids. In the year 2003, records show over 3 cans of juif were consumed in the UK.
Many people are against the idea of Juif, because it reminds them of the days when Juice was readily available.
Linnel: Weeeeeeel, I'm glad we got that straight.
Flans: Hey John
Flans: I need some Juif
Linnel: I got some Juif
Flans: Well lets go to your house
Linnel: ok.. I'll meet you overthere
Flans: ok.............D is for drums, D is for Druuuuuums...
It has been predicted that in the year 2000, all computers that have not been run over by the (bound to happen) Monster Tuck Relay, will asplode. Although this time is far off and may be a waist of time thinking of, for it is the business of our children, as the amount of personal computers calculates, so does athe amount of things that will be asploding. An asplosion is like an explosion but very pixelated. Science warns of this era and we enter the 80's with caution.
Homestar: I'm not gonna lie to you, he flew away.
Strongmad: I have a funny hat!!!
Strongbad: MY HEAD ASPLODE!
Bubs: He jumped some of my busses!