One who is afflicted by an irritating
results in an obsessive urge to participate in a message board populated by failed media wannabes and bitter old queens.
Symptoms include repetitive regurgitation
of tired in-jokes and the compulsive use of the words 'coat' and 'gets'.
Medical qualifications are usually involved, along with a desperate desire to escape the drudgery of employment in the NHS, and a doomed
dream of a career as 'Captain Comedy'.
is divided about possible
treatment for this condition, though
it seems likely that
the best advice is:
'Stop trying to force
it, son. Posting on Popbitch is like shagging a chicken. Ease your way in slowly...lots
and badly timed thrusts tend
to cause all sorts
of flapping and squawking.
You probably do more good in an hour at work
than the freaks you're trying to impress will do in their whole, sad, meaningless lives."