On the redeye flight
to Rome from Atlanta, we were
seated behind a screaming three year old brat with
oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine
into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect
shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence
and drifted off into dreamland
(including the pilots).