A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Rapid heartbeat
Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Everything not mentioned here
1. A game played in Phys. Ed. usually involving the lobbing of rubber or leather balls into people to eliminate them. It seperates the strong from the stupid, bench-warming pansies. It is currently being banned in most American school because parents think kids should be coddled beyond belief.
2. The object thrown in a game of dodgeball
1.) EHRMAHGERD MAH KID GOT A MICROSCOPIC BRUISE FROM DODGEBALL. LET'S SUE THE BOARD!
2.) I broke my nose because some jock hurled a dodgeball at the speed of light.