3 definitions by JesseJB

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What a hipsters become when they realize the negative effects of their nihilism. Sometimes comes from reading books, world travel and profound global and domestic events that demand earnestness. Sometimes comes from meeting an actual blue collar person or when they realize they're 30, broke and mom stopped sending the checks.
Hey, hipster. Your behavior just highlights your provincialism/yuppie-ness/naivete and completely contradicts the image you're trying to convey. Better work on being a post-hipster if you want to stay relevant. Here's a Filson bag, a bottle of Laphroiag, some Hemingway and a frequent flyer card.
viết bởi JesseJB 14 Tháng mười, 2010

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A musician that can't play anything else. Usually lacking in rhythm and they want you to hear it for miles. Known to drive out residents of entire city blocks and make street life stressful for pedestrians.
I failed at guitar, violin and real drums so I became a bucket drummer. Also, I kill street life with my percussive vulgarity. But someday people will notice me like daddy never did.
viết bởi JesseJB 14 Tháng hai, 2010

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Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.
*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"
viết bởi JesseJB 19 Tháng mười một, 2010

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