6 definitions by Just Shut Up

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
jessica alba is a milf
viết bởi Just Shut Up 08 Tháng ba, 2009
i think mastur ch33f are a pretty cool guy. he kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.
master chief is what comes out of a can of whoop ass
viết bởi Just Shut Up 08 Tháng ba, 2009
Possibly the most disturbing "person"/cartoon i have ever watched, but at the same time, really cool. He lives in a post apocalyptic type world with a tim burton feel to it. he is mentally insane and probably is a schizophrenic. he enjoys rubbing himself with nettles, making himself bleed, and rusty objects, like rusty spoons, a rusty kettle, and the rusty bars of a cage. his only "friends" are his finger puppets and the hairs he finds in the hairs he finds in a panic room or somthing. the only living things he has ever met are a boy who has rusty spoons in his house, a girl who is the only other person to talk instead of scream, a boy that climbs into salad finger's oven to get a fish but the oven closes and kills the kid, a guy who tries to get into salad finger's house by banging his head against the door but kills himself, and a "boy" with stitches and an indent in his head who kidnaps salad fingers. he had a brother kenneth who probably died in the great war, but saladfingers finds half of a corpse when he is digging and thinks it is kenneth. he also finds a toy horse which he pretends to ride on. in his house there is a radio that he listens to a night so he can listen to the great war. for some reason it talks and asks salad fingers to give back the hairs he found.
salad fingers: "hubert cumberdale, fancy seeing you here."
(hubert cumberdale makes that loud shrieking sound and walks away).
viết bởi Just Shut Up 04 Tháng hai, 2009
YOU CAN MAKE ALL CAPS JUST BY PRESSING THE COOLEST BUUTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD: CAPS LOCK. IT LETS YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. FUN!!!
"ALL CAPS IS LIKE HAVING THE POWER TO SCREAM INSIDE SOMEBODY'S HEAD!"

"BILLY MAYS IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN ADVERTISE IN ALL CAPS! VERBALLY!!"

-ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
viết bởi Just Shut Up 04 Tháng ba, 2009
Nirvana is to grunge as Bob Marley is to reggae
Nirvana was the greastest grunge band ever. greater than pearl jam and soundgarden will ever be if they were combined
viết bởi Just Shut Up 07 Tháng ba, 2009
microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!
OH NOES!!!!!!!!! WINDOWS VISTA HAS NO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!!!!
viết bởi Just Shut Up 08 Tháng hai, 2009

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