2 definitions by Kaiiizr

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A muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size
Tony: Ha, have you seen ollie joined the gym

Ally: Yeah hes such a little muscle hamster
#muscle #gym #hamster #small #person #midget #gay #peng #bulk #hench #buff
viết bởi Kaiiizr 13 Tháng hai, 2010
All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger
#ginger #people #mingers #5 #anger #depression #hair
viết bởi Kaiiizr 13 Tháng hai, 2010
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