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7 definitions by Khizzar

 
1.
Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."
"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."
viết bởi Khizzar 19 Tháng năm, 2008
 
2.
Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.
"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."
viết bởi Khizzar 15 Tháng năm, 2008
 
3.
After a woman shaves her pussy, the hair gradually grows back. After four or five days, it reaches the hobo stage. After a week or more, the stage is called "sailor."
Example 1, he to her: "Oh, I see you're at the hobo stage again."
Example 2, she to him, "Watch out, there's a hobo down there!"
viết bởi Khizzar 27 Tháng mười một, 2009
 
4.
A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.
"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"
viết bởi Khizzar 06 Tháng mười một, 2007
 
5.
Falsies; a severly padded bra.
"Of course I fucked her. It was Friday night, she'd borrowed her sister's gag boobs for the evening, it was a golden opportunity."
viết bởi Khizzar 29 Tháng một, 2008
 
6.
Fucking instead of food.
Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
viết bởi Khizzar 09 Tháng tư, 2010
 
7.
Breasts.
"See her tits floppin around? Those girls should be in a harness."
viết bởi Khizzar 11 Tháng bảy, 2008