9 definitions by Klaus

1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.
Greetings, my name is Klaus.
viết bởi Klaus 15 Tháng một, 2004
The act of executing oral sex with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal.
The promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on I.


Note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of semen into his/her mouth, imbeciles. That would be called a snowball.
viết bởi Klaus 15 Tháng một, 2004
Something that is wonderful and enjoyable
That guy has yooui style!
viết bởi Klaus 29 Tháng một, 2005
a plant that can be smoked like marijuana, but is a hallucinogen. When smoking thizzlewart it is common to see crazy clowns that cackle and may say things such as "clown juice" or "You're gonna die bitch" in high pitched voices.
While I was smoking thizzlewart I saw a clown with a chainsaw. I whipped out my lightsaber on his clown ass and slayed him.
viết bởi Klaus 11 Tháng mười, 2004
Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!
That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...
viết bởi Klaus 19 Tháng mười, 2004
Schwuler HOMO
You are a Schwomo
viết bởi Klaus 25 Tháng mười một, 2003
Otherwise spelled bumshaft, it is the anus. Affectionately known as the marmite highway, etc.

Hails from shaft, as in mineshaft (a deep hole in the ground), boom hails from bum, affectionately known as the arse, or anus.
I know your type! You like taking things up the boomshaft!

Olga is a real dirty bitch! She loves shoving things up her boomshaft!
viết bởi Klaus 19 Tháng mười, 2004

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