1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
viết bởi Kung-fu Jesus 26 Tháng sáu, 2004
"Accepted", "we agree"
Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!
viết bởi Kung-Fu Jesus 15 Tháng tư, 2004
Cockney slang for sex.
The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
viết bởi kung-fu jesus 25 Tháng chín, 2004
Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.
Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.
viết bởi Kung-fu Jesus 06 Tháng bảy, 2004
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
viết bởi Kung-Fu Jesus 17 Tháng tư, 2004
The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.
viết bởi kung-fu jesus 30 Tháng mười, 2004
(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
viết bởi Kung-Fu Jesus 02 Tháng năm, 2004

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