A McDonalds happy meal without a toy, usually happens when Mom is pmsing
and goes through the drive thru too fast, never checks the order and the pimplefester
doesn't either. Then poor Mom has to listen to little Johnny throw a shitfit
all the way home. sometimes resulting in a backhand and that makes for a Saddermeal. If Johnny end up with a black eye and his school teacher calls the cops on Mom its the saddest meal and if Johnny dies in the ER of a brain hemorrhage then its a Sadisticmeal.
Mom: What do you want for supper Johnny?
Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's
(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.
Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger
Johnny: (throws a shitfit
) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.
Mom: SHUTUP (whap)
Strondom- A contraction of STRaw and cONDOM- the little condom like piece of straw wrapper that the restaurant or bar staff leaves on the straw when they bring you a drink.
Excuse me waitress, Could you get me another drink? This one doesn't have a strondom, and I practice safe drinking.
Acronym for "Royal Fucking Know It All"
variations include fkia "Fucking Know It All"
use the rfkia when the person is a known celebrity
use fkia when talking about teenagers or in-laws etc
A lot of sports casters and talk show hosts are rfkia's, People like Bob Costas, Howard Cowsell, Bryant Gumball, Keith Olberman, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham etc.
Not all talk show hosts are fkias, Don Imus and Bill O'Reilly are just stupid assholes.
sometimes my brother in law is such a fkia,
could be worse, at least he's not Dr Phi,l he is a rfkia.
A teenager who's face and or forehead is covered with acne, some times bright red, shiny white or deep black pores. Usually works at the drive thru at Crackdonalds
handling your food and change.
Mom to CrackDonald's
manager : Next time I go to the drive thru please make sure you double check the order, my son threw a shitfit
the other day and your pimplefester
was so busy stuffing his face with greaseburgers
he forgot the damn toy.Pimplefester
to his manager: Yo toy was bagged and tagged, Bro she be pmsing