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30 definitions by Mike Comanche

 
1.
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
viết bởi Mike Comanche 04 Tháng ba, 2009
 
2.
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 12 Tháng ba, 2009
 
3.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
viết bởi Mike Comanche 04 Tháng ba, 2009
 
4.
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
viết bởi Mike Comanche 04 Tháng ba, 2009
 
5.
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
viết bởi Mike Comanche 10 Tháng ba, 2009
 
6.
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 05 Tháng ba, 2009
 
7.
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 10 Tháng ba, 2009