An amazing goth/metal band from deep in the heard of the NETHERLANDS, baby. They're amazing.
YOU: Have you heard of Evanescence?
ME: Well, duhhhhhhh...
YOU: Oh, well...
ME: Have you heard of Within Temptation?
ME: *kicks you in the FAYCEEEE with twelve-inch monster boots on*
The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)
YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...
Something that very few people are. The style has mind-fucked every teenager into thinking that they are depressed. I, being manic and having extreme anger issues and emotional outbursts, don't even know if I'm emo. If you seriously need to look this up because of style, you aren't really emo. So there.
FAKE SCENE/EMO KID: Oh, my Gawd, my life sucks so bad. Let's go cut our wrists while listening to Hawthorne Heights on my four thousand dollar stereosystem.
Love simply is a word. It is something that teenage boys will say to get into your pants. It is a strong feeling, but I'm not sure it even exists.
I love you
I am in love with him.
An expression of surprise.
Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!
Okay, so there's obviously come confusion:
YAOI IS ONLY FOR ANIME.
Anything other than anime boyXboy is called SLASH
YOU: OMG, I just read a new Harry/Draco yaoi smut!
ME: *stabs you with a hamster that spontaneously poofed into my hand*
YOU: What the hell was that for!?!?!?!?!?!
ME: *whistling* what was what for?
You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube
, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p
MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.