91 definitions by Patrick

Top Definition
To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.
I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.
viết bởi Patrick 12 Tháng hai, 2003
(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."
"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"

"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."
viết bởi Patrick 18 Tháng ba, 2003
a forty thousand dollar bar tab
i cant wait to go to cheers
viết bởi patrick 16 Tháng tư, 2005
When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.
viết bởi patrick 10 Tháng ba, 2004
Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
#whacking it #masturbation #jackingoff #spanking it #hand pump
viết bởi Patrick 23 Tháng tư, 2008
The highest point of pleasure while having sex.
OOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEESSSS!!!!! THAT FEELS GOOD!!!! UGHHHHH!!!!!! YEA YES!!!!!

Something along those lines
viết bởi Patrick 04 Tháng tư, 2005
When You Suck A Man's Dick
Slob On My Knob, Like Corn On The Cobb, Check In With Me, And Do You Job.
viết bởi Patrick 13 Tháng hai, 2005
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