34 definitions by Pipe Downn

A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.

This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.

If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.
Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.

(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)
viết bởi Pipe Downn 22 Tháng mười, 2011
A bottom which is naughty.

Used particularly in the context of flatulence.
(Gentleman breaks wind)

Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!

(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)
viết bởi Pipe Downn 09 Tháng mười, 2008
Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.
What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
viết bởi Pipe Downn 19 Tháng ba, 2013
A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
viết bởi Pipe Downn 21 Tháng sáu, 2011
Adjective used as a general insult.

This should be avoided in polite usage, as it is insulting, implying that the person in question is an homosexual.
Get a grip with your dress sense, you look fucking gay.
viết bởi Pipe Downn 28 Tháng mười một, 2009
To have total sex: to have sex with everything.
Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.

But I am bigger than that.

I will do nothing less than fuck all.
viết bởi Pipe Downn 30 Tháng ba, 2009

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