22 definitions by Raul (comes out at night)

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.
Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.
viết bởi Raul (comes out at night) 11 Tháng một, 2012
A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.
Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."

Later that week...

Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
viết bởi Raul (comes out at night) 26 Tháng một, 2010
JLP
The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.

Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?

Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
viết bởi Raul (comes out at night) 19 Tháng mười, 2014
A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.
Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.
viết bởi Raul (comes out at night) 27 Tháng chín, 2009
The unusual return of a McFeeling from one week to a year following a meal at McDonalds.
Carlita: "Oh Raul I feel weak and I think I might pass out and/or shit myself. I think it's a McFeeling but I haven't had McDonalds in months!"

Raul: "Worry not Carlita, you are probably just getting a McFlashback. Enjoy the ride."
viết bởi Raul (comes out at night) 09 Tháng một, 2012
When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
viết bởi Raul (comes out at night) 17 Tháng mười hai, 2013
Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.

Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.

Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.
"He shoots, he Stempniaks"

"What a loser, he just Stempniak'd that shot! "

"Way to go, Stempniak".

viết bởi Raul (comes out at night) 20 Tháng hai, 2009

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