After six Red Hooks, three double Jamesons, an unfortunate shot of Patron and a fru-fru drink I finished while my date was in the bathroom, I have at last achieved peequilibrium. Please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.
(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.
Q: Hey, man, did you get snipped?
A: Nah, my wife gave me a Catholic vasectomy instead.
(n.) an over-the-top display or suggestion of sexual promiscuity by a female who is still a virgin. (From "hymen," the physiological mark of virginity, and "hubris," excessive pride or self-confidence.)
"The unmitigated hybris of that cheerleader is astounding."
"For a woman with no sexual experience whatsoever, she shows tremendous hybris."