1. To have a combination of amnesia and alzheimers.
2. To giveth
and then taketh away.
3. To have the emotional habits and demeanor of a 5 year old at the age of 50 or more.
4. To not be able to explain
the simplest technical matter, yet refer
to yourself as a world leading
5. To be so crazy
and deranged that your friends and family love
you for it.