Dude 1: So shall we do it,
SEG: Yes, Do you have
a condom? First
I need to see the expiry date
on your condom. Is it a Trojan or Durex, or Store brand? Where have
you condom, in dry warm conditions? Do you have
lube? Is it water based or oil based? I think just to be sure, I better give you a blowjob with two condoms on.
Dude: Dayuuum girl, you a SEG!