4 definitions by Thought Monkey

Top Definition
The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.
"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"
#shoulder tea bagging #package #ball sack #cock and balls #meat surprise #total package
viết bởi Thought Monkey 08 Tháng bảy, 2010
Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.
Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....
#ass muncher #face to ass #history lesson #ass diving #motor boat
viết bởi Thought Monkey 08 Tháng bảy, 2010
The act of Skewering objects with your penis.
I went over to my friends BBQ yesterday and I Kabobed his sister.
#kabob #kabobing #anal #fucking #skewer
viết bởi Thought Monkey 15 Tháng bảy, 2010
The act of being incapacitated by an overweight or obese lover while having sex.
"Oh man, it was fun at first but things quickly turned for the worst as she rolled over and gave me a steam roller!"
#steam roller #the steam roller #squashed #sufficated #smooshed #flattened
viết bởi Thought Monkey 01 Tháng ba, 2010
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