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5 definitions by Zmoney

 
1.
1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
viết bởi Zmoney 28 Tháng mười một, 2005
 
2.
when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
viết bởi Zmoney 05 Tháng mười hai, 2005
 
3.
when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
viết bởi Zmoney 05 Tháng mười hai, 2005
 
4.
A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!
Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!
viết bởi ZMoney 10 Tháng mười hai, 2013
 
5.
crappy ass pants that don't cover the whole leg
why do girls like capris get shorts or pants come one people
viết bởi Zmoney 05 Tháng mười hai, 2005