14 definitions by dr. bubba

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.
In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
viết bởi Dr. Bubba 24 Tháng một, 2010
Training classes for bosses.
Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
viết bởi Dr. Bubba 04 Tháng chín, 2011
The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.
Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!
viết bởi Dr. Bubba 12 Tháng hai, 2012
A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.
Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.
viết bởi Dr. Bubba 27 Tháng hai, 2012
Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship
Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.
viết bởi Dr. Bubba 13 Tháng hai, 2012
The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.
Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.
viết bởi Dr. Bubba 12 Tháng hai, 2012
That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.
Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.
viết bởi Dr. Bubba 31 Tháng mười, 2011

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