2 definitions by ghalighalinomnom

Poorice can be whatever you want it to be. But there is a catch. Poorice can be whatever you want it to be, EXCEPT FOR POORICE. Poorice can be a noun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, a metaphor, a simile... anything. It just can't be poorice.
"This cider tastes like poorice. Waaaaah."

Girl: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Friend: It makes your butt look poorice.

Confused: You say poorice can be whatever you want it to be...
Explainee: Except for poorice... :)
Confused: Yes. But what IS poorice?
Explainee: Whatever you want it to be, except for poorice :) duh.
Confused: BUT WHAT IS POORICE?
Explainee: Eurgh, give up.
viết bởi ghalighalinomnom 26 Tháng tư, 2009
From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.
"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!
viết bởi ghalighalinomnom 26 Tháng tư, 2009

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