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5 definitions by jiggaslapnuts

 
1.
Straight arm look away hand job.
Sally didn't like Richard. But Sally was drunk, so she gave him a Salahj to make him go away.
viết bởi jiggaslapnuts 18 Tháng mười, 2007
 
2.
Straight Armed Look Forward Double Hand Job. Pronounced "Saul - Ph - Didge".
For an extra $20, the hooker gave Ben and Jared a Salfdhj.
viết bởi jiggaslapnuts 18 Tháng mười, 2007
 
3.
Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."
After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

viết bởi jiggaslapnuts 18 Tháng mười, 2007
 
4.
Vice President I'd like to F**K.
Sarah Palin has the chance to become the first ever VPILF
viết bởi jiggaslapnuts 02 Tháng chín, 2008
 
5.
The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"
We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach
viết bởi jiggaslapnuts 18 Tháng mười, 2007