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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
22.
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 10 Tháng ba, 2009
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23.
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 10 Tháng ba, 2009
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STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 04 Tháng ba, 2009
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25.
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 04 Tháng ba, 2009
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26.
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
viết bởi Mike Comanche 10 Tháng ba, 2009
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27.
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
viết bởi Mike Comanche 10 Tháng ba, 2009
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28.
aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
viết bởi Mike Comanche 23 Tháng ba, 2009
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