10 definitions by mr henderson smith

Alternative spelling to Countryside.

The premeditated murder of an obnoxious person or Cunt.
The murder of that person would be considered cuntricide by any jury and therefore subject to only a warning or suspended sentence.
viết bởi Mr Henderson Smith 19 Tháng hai, 2009
A spiteful, nagging or acid tongued woman.
My Grandmother was such a vicious old termagant, she could kill with one lash of her tongue!
viết bởi Mr Henderson Smith 17 Tháng hai, 2009
Scammell starter buttons. Adjective. Describing large nipples.
She was lovely..thoroughly enjoyed playing with her Scammell starter buttons.
viết bởi Mr Henderson Smith 07 Tháng bảy, 2009
A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.
That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.
viết bởi Mr Henderson Smith 24 Tháng hai, 2009
A male teenager with serious behavioural problems, primarily being a tool or wanker.

The Teentool is easily recognisable by its apparal. Usually a track or shell suit, the trousers of which are tucked into the socks; a baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle and either bling or tat's or both.

The Teentool's habitats are shopping arcades and magistrates courts.

The teentool's language is very complex and is broadly unintelligable except for the expletives which are peppered throughtout any given period of noise making.

The Teentool has a variety of modes of transport, apart from running, these include BMX style bicycles, small trail bikes or small old cars which have been pimped beyond recognition.

I have struck him from my Christmas list as he has become such a Teentool. I saw him outside the Magistrates court yesterday, gurning like a safari park chimp.
viết bởi Mr Henderson Smith 13 Tháng hai, 2009
(Adjective Offensive) Niggerine, as for Niggeresque. Belonging to or characteristic of folks whose genetic lineage is African.

Yes, I listened to that piece of music too and thought it decidedly niggerine.
viết bởi Mr Henderson Smith 14 Tháng hai, 2009
Ninevolter..A pussy or vagina that, when subjected to oral stimulation, gives the licker a belt similar to that as if he or she had passed their tongue across a nine volt battery.
Hell's teeth she was rank! I dived in last night and got a ninevolter!
viết bởi Mr Henderson Smith 13 Tháng hai, 2009

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