97 definitions by p@$$ing thr.ugh

a wonderful thing, lowers the possibility for yucky complications of accidental pregnancy while ensuring that birth control in all it's glowing toxicity is not necessary
I don't have to worry about accidentally knocking my girl up as a result of possibly mutual sterility.
#so.. #barren #dead sperm #biorhythm birthcontrol #skeet
viết bởi p@$$ing thr.ugh 10 Tháng mười hai, 2010
food and shelter
I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.
#soup #kitchen #stew #sandwiches #scabies #mmm
viết bởi p@$$ing thr.ugh 06 Tháng mười hai, 2010
a hardy plant, with small white and yellow flowers, that somewhat resembles a parsley plant.
I like blossoming plants but they attract too many yellow jackets. I like herbs but they grow to vigourously, so I compromised and planted a boykinia.
#brook saxifrage #boykinia aconitifolia #parsley #meadow daisy #wild daisy
viết bởi p@$$ing thr.ugh 15 Tháng mười, 2010
It's the unintelligable string of curse words that comes out when you're sleep deprived, drunk, or otherwise verbally incapacitated and is used to punctuate your speach.
I can't sleep on airplanes, so going into hour 26 without sleep, I greeted my relatives at the airport with modest enthusiasm and filled out my weak sentence structure with a cheerful expulsion of slurry.
#cursing #cussing #verbally-impaired #verbose #swearing
viết bởi p@$$ing thr.ugh 31 Tháng ba, 2010
having an orgasm from hearing your own dry wit
*checking out sexy women's lingerie*
Patifus: *drowsymusing* huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. The matching tops and bottoms.
Narcifus: Really? Patifus. Really? Oh wait, Sarkgasm. Mmm-hmm.
#sarcasm #orgasm #sarkygasm #snarkigasm #narcgasm #patgasm
viết bởi p@$$ing thr.ugh 04 Tháng ba, 2010
The study of the mechanism that 'hubbies' use on their significant other's to extract results.
Leala: *grumpy, not in the mood*
Greg: I don't know if we should have sex anymore?
Leala: Why?
Greg: Well, it's just that you're not that good in bed.
Leala: No way, but I could do so much better, I promise. I'm going to show you right now.
Greg: The oppositology results are in. Greg one, leala zero.
#reverse #psychology #opposite #study #of
viết bởi p@$$ing thr.ugh 26 Tháng hai, 2010
What hippy-earth-mother babbles about when she's not laughing about cocaine.
Hippy-earth-mother: We should save the north australian tree-frog, but please also do save the pandas.
Stef: What the hell is the powdered white stuff on my shirt.
#babbling #bubbling #cocaine #kocaine #kokaine
viết bởi p@$$ing thr.ugh 24 Tháng hai, 2010
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