3 definitions by pennyloafer

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
viết bởi pennyloafer 25 Tháng tám, 2006
To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
viết bởi pennyloafer 20 Tháng năm, 2007
The tiny but very potent farts released in the minutes prior to actually pooping
Like a general sending recon units to survey the battlefield ahead, so too does the mighty poop send its airborn scouts forward to clear the way.
viết bởi pennyloafer 25 Tháng tám, 2006

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