672 definitions by ryan

A fancy Person's Fart
(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
viết bởi Ryan 30 Tháng một, 2004
A branch of the military which is just as valuable as any other one.
Making fun of the Navy is a common pasttime of men with small penises.
viết bởi Ryan 31 Tháng một, 2004
Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.
Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.
viết bởi Ryan 03 Tháng hai, 2004
A beautiful metropolis on a river valley in the center of Ohio. Its becoming a major technilogical, cultural, and educational center for the nation. Awesome skyline, nightlife, and overall place to live.
That Columbus is one awesome place to see.....
viết bởi Ryan 09 Tháng mười hai, 2003
Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.
Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.
viết bởi ryan 20 Tháng mười một, 2003
A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.
person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha
viết bởi Ryan 30 Tháng sáu, 2004
Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
viết bởi Ryan 13 Tháng tám, 2003

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