tìm từ bất kỳ, như là ratchet:
 
1.
Something that happens with out intent.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
viết bởi Chuffy 22 Tháng bảy, 2003
 
2.
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
viết bởi Drew D'Jew 26 Tháng ba, 2004
 
3.
Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.
I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?
viết bởi Bob Quigney 18 Tháng mười, 2007
 
4.
An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
viết bởi tbonaz 11 Tháng ba, 2008
 
5.
something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.
My kid is an accident.
viết bởi Makoto Shishio 04 Tháng mười hai, 2005
 
6.
There's several ways to define an accident:

1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.

Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*

Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
viết bởi izcool 10 Tháng chín, 2009
 
7.
The act or option of shitting yourself.
"Oops..." said Johnny
"whats wrong, and whats that smell?" said Sally
"I had an accident..."
"Oh..."
viết bởi LTnewdle 17 Tháng bảy, 2012