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Some jive ass internet from the 90's, back when clowns were rockin 2 phone lines to use the world wide web instead stealing that shiz from their dumbass neighbor that can't seem to figure out how to put a password on their shit. Unfortunately, some zip lock bags still use this shit for on-line gaming and ruin your entire experience, forcing you to call them out on their weak ass game and excuse for an internet.
Guy 1: I was balling out on some fifa until this guys connection went all AOL 4.0 on me
Guy 2: Shiiiiit, did LosDicenme24 strike again?
Guy 1: Yeah what a briar.
Guy 2: Man if I wasn't holding down Jacky's fine wine and spirits, I would have taken that jive ass zip lock bag down at least 2-3 pegs.
viết bởi The Earthquakes 05 Tháng hai, 2012

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