Also known as Arizona State University. This fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sluts and men with small penises. All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, Richard Simmons, "here at ASU, we under achieve with style!" Most male clubs at this school promote gay sex while most women at this school have 87% of the total STDs in the United States. A cool place to go to college if you're a tard.
"Hey man, guess what?"
"What dude?"
"I got in to ASU!"
"Wow...you must be a real fucking idiot!"
"Yeah, I really am!"
"I don't want to be your friend anymore..."
"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"Get out of my house...."
viết bởi whodatgurl 16 Tháng năm, 2010
Arizona State University, or the opposite of USA
I'm bored so i defined ASU
viết bởi Pepsi X-treme 24 Tháng sáu, 2005
The best motherboard making company in the world!
This Asus board is soo reliable, not like my old Biostar board that had the wrong bios installed on it...
viết bởi Coldbeer 05 Tháng một, 2005
Home of STD'S
- (9/10 girls have it)
- scumbag school
- can get in with a GPA of 2.7
-where there are annual playboy meetings

-legitament facts...look it up
I'm from ASU.
- Dayuummmmnn, you got fungus down there??!! (no sex with you tonight)
viết bởi john jaggerrs 08 Tháng tư, 2010
1. ass sweaty underwear
"Man, I just finished a game of netball, now I gotta get out of these ASU's."
viết bởi phillip caine 24 Tháng mười, 2008
Air Support Unit

Often used by Police across the world to refer to their helicopter unit that supports them during duty.
We need the ASU to search the area
viết bởi TobyCarveryLover 10 Tháng sáu, 2010
indonesian (especially Javanese) slang, more to rude/swearing word, which means "dog", "bad guy",
heh! minggir loe, asu! (get out of my way, asshole!)
viết bởi darck91 17 Tháng một, 2012

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