Top Definition
BLD
bad life decision
Ryan: "Jay got his girl pregnant and shes a dog...what a BLD"

Kyle: "Dude, that's fuckin' resh"
viết bởi Lafferty Daniel 06 Tháng tám, 2008
BLD
Body Language Doctor. A BLD is a person who has a fantastic amount of success in studying the probability of two people fucking based on their body language. BLDs are born to help. They are selfless and often find themselves neglecting their own love lives in order to give direction to the relationship-needy. The common practices of a BLD are similar to that of a free mason; nearby BLDs meet every once in a while to discuss recent hook-ups, break-ups, and fuck-ups within the thirsty community.
Girl A: That guy over there is SO hot. He also portrays himself as if he has a huge cock.
Girl B: Oh, that guy? yeah, he's a BLD.
viết bởi BLD ltd 31 Tháng ba, 2016
Black Dick (that shyt that white girls love)
So I went to hook up with that white boy, but he aint got the BL D, so i dipped
viết bởi pitt bitches 01 Tháng ba, 2008
BLD
Big Long Dick

Shortened down to BLD it can also mean Black Long Dick.
Usually describes a man's dick.
Girl 1: Last night...I had sex with a BLD
Girl 2: Really? What was it like?
Girl1: Well, it was big and long an a dick. So good.
viết bởi urbangoddess105 15 Tháng sáu, 2010
BLD
Bad Life Decision.
Not to be confused with the ever popular fml moments. Bld is more the things that lead up to the extreme side of things such as the fml moments. Its the opposite of a GLD(good life decision)
GLD: Partyyy - leads to- BLD: Blacking out and getting pregnant -leads to- FMl: The next day thinking back on the night.
viết bởi Steve714 23 Tháng mười, 2009
BLD
breakfast, lunch, and dinner. something that occurs all day long. phrase used in the act of taunting another
We owned that team BLD.
viết bởi Dogghouse 12 Tháng một, 2009
A term invented by Rob in the Can't Hang Van.

B.L.D. is a single meal for the day (typical on the road)

Breakfast Lunch Dinner
This McDowell's will be my B.L.D.
viết bởi canthang 19 Tháng một, 2011

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