a small town in north hertfordshire. fuck all ever happens, leading to the nickname "baldcok" as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullshitters (coppin) who think they're hard. hopefully he'll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.
Welcome to Baldock, the muff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you'll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually shit...so put up your brollies since you'll be dripping in fanny!