tìm từ bất kỳ, như là hipster:
 
1.
When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
viết bởi Duke 22 Tháng một, 2003
 
2.
a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
viết bởi scubadubadoo 01 Tháng một, 2010
 
3.
An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)
"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"
viết bởi My Third Leg, Knee Grows Knows 20 Tháng ba, 2003
 
4.
When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.
Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.
viết bởi Squigly 06 Tháng tư, 2009
 
5.
When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.
A) did you smell Tommy's cheeto dick?

B) His cheeto dick reeks!
viết bởi the real Chester Cheeto 26 Tháng mười một, 2011
 
6.
When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).
Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick
viết bởi Quesadilla Face 10 Tháng hai, 2011