A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.

A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!

When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!

Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"

Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"

Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"

"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"

"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"

"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
viết bởi Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS 08 Tháng mười một, 2010
Collin means the biggest jim to ever walk the face of the Earth. Also referred to as jimbo and jimmy.
Guy #1- "Oh shit did you see that?!"
Guy #2- "Yeah, Collin?!.. oh @#$%, I think his jimness is rubbing off on me!"
viết bởi Tarynisaurus Rex 18 Tháng tư, 2011
fat sweaty old man who enjoys wanking over donuts
collin
viết bởi dimsim 07 Tháng tám, 2011
a huge asshole who is terrilbe with relationships and dumps over texts. he is a fucking retard who sits on his ass all day eating freezes and MacDonalds. and is a complete fucking idiot. if you ever meet 1, smack the shit out of his 3 chinned face.
person 1: have you heard from collin today?

person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.

person 1: trololololololol
viết bởi ooga_booga 22 Tháng bảy, 2011
A person who is totally gorgeous, great at sports, and has everyone falling for her. She's often unsure of herself and unable to take compliments, but is a total babe when she wants to be. Has an amazing body, green eyes, and luscious brown locks.
Guy 1: Damn, Collin is so damn hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so great at everything.
Girl: I wish I could be like her. *sigh*
viết bởi Tesslovesya 09 Tháng ba, 2011
A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.
That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.

Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!
viết bởi Random Talker 11 Tháng một, 2009
the biggest queer in the universe. Often enjoys with anal activity with other guys such as mickey mouse. Very small. and usually grows in Dumbass, USA
viết bởi bstandish54 11 Tháng năm, 2011

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