A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.
Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.
viết bởi kamrizzzle 24 Tháng mười một, 2010
a disease that only girls have! boys cannot get it because of their awesomeness!
ew that girl has a cooty!
viết bởi dippleknot 06 Tháng tám, 2007
A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.
Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.
viết bởi Webster-Collins 06 Tháng bảy, 2010
According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").
Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"
viết bởi b_bold 17 Tháng mười một, 2009
To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.
John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!

Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!
viết bởi RandomBlabberer 22 Tháng tư, 2010
Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.
OMG! he has the cooties! EW
viết bởi ladeela 02 Tháng tư, 2009
Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.
I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.
viết bởi Krazy Kharrazi 30 Tháng bảy, 2008

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