tìm từ bất kỳ, như là sex:
 
1.
What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.
viết bởi Cyberquad 06 Tháng tư, 2004
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2.
Fucking kidding me? lol You must be bored as hell.
I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word dictionary. It said, "You're an asshole".
-Demetri Martin
viết bởi You're an asshole 06 Tháng năm, 2008
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3.
A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.
Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
viết bởi Cheng Wen Lo 28 Tháng tám, 2003
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4.
Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit
Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary
viết bởi Raving_toma 31 Tháng ba, 2005
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5.
You're an asshole.

-Demitri Martin
I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.
viết bởi G-rett 02 Tháng năm, 2008
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6.
Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.
Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?
viết bởi Macguire 10 Tháng mười hai, 2006
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7.
A really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.
Dude, go git the dictionary, and a lighter, we gona git high tonight
viết bởi yesa' massa 15 Tháng mười một, 2006
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