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A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.
Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
viết bởi cdogg23 23 Tháng mười, 2007
Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult
Man your a Douche Monkey
viết bởi Plead for Insanity 12 Tháng sáu, 2004
someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."
viết bởi FUBAR___BUNDY 26 Tháng chín, 2007
No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.
Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
viết bởi John Shmigma 23 Tháng hai, 2005
1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person
Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.
viết bởi Rap Master G 30 Tháng mười hai, 2004
One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.
Ken Keefe
viết bởi Rib Meister 01 Tháng tư, 2004
Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
viết bởi Dalyena 26 Tháng mười, 2015

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