Found On Road Dead- in my opinion fords are crap
driver: i need a tow truck
tow truck guy: ford?
d: yes
ttg:its not worth it
*hangs up
viết bởi mandy 23 Tháng một, 2005
A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day
People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!
viết bởi spazz13 12 Tháng mười một, 2004
a piece of shit car you always see broken down on the side of the road
look theres another piece of fuckin shit ford on the side of the road. hahahahahhaha (true story)
viết bởi Damo 24 Tháng ba, 2004
Fucked On Race Day.
The only races ford ever wins are Nascar races, Drive straight... Turn left Repeat.

the only good ford car is the Mustang 5.0

NOT the three point late.
"Wow. Thats the third Escort I've seen broken down on the side of the road in the past hour!"
viết bởi Ryan Lees 07 Tháng ba, 2004
Cars designed for shirt-lifters
love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!
viết bởi george 20 Tháng mười hai, 2003
A crappy excuse for a car! Only seniors and fags drive fords! Also driven by people who cant handle the power of a holden.
NO way compares to a holden wich can beat the crap out of it!
mavis: "ooh dear me, that young menace almost blew me over with his holden!"
June: "oh no i dont like those holdens, too powerful for my likings, id rather stick to my sensible, slow paced ford"
viết bởi mineemo 14 Tháng mười một, 2003
Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford
-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!
viết bởi coca 30 Tháng mười, 2003

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