Fords are rusty, slow ass fucking piece of shit.
If you ever think of buying something so fucking gay. Den you have got to be stupid. If you live in the country or just like Ford trucks you have got to be a gay piece a shit. 😂😂👌
Buy a Ford today, and it will come with a free dog so you have someone to walk home with.

Why does Ford have a circle around there logo?
Because they circle all there mistakes 😂👏👌
viết bởi cyn4049 03 Tháng bảy, 2015
Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
viết bởi incarcerator 11 Tháng hai, 2014
Ford is a company that makes junky cars.
F.O.R.D stands for Fix Or Repair Daily.

viết bởi flyoffacliff 22 Tháng tư, 2013
Fuck Our Ride Died
if i had some money ya know what i would do, i go down town and but a f.o.r.d. or two, ya im crazy i bought a mercury
, crazy i bought a mercury, im gonna buy me a mercury and push it up and down the road.
viết bởi Downrite 19 Tháng một, 2012
1.Fucker only runs downhill
2.Fix or repair daily
Dan:Man I got my new ford its soo awesome
viết bởi Sam Patel 01 Tháng tư, 2008
As an insult to the company, given that most of their trucks don't work, several Acronyms have been invented to spell out the name of the Vehicle company.

viết bởi InaGoddessEye 22 Tháng hai, 2005
The best car company in the whole world, usualy slagged out by dumb shits that can only think of four word acronyms but back them up with no real facts.
which ever fucker said that holdens have more power than fords is wrong, look at the XR6, it has more power than the Superchaged commo "s" and the xr6t has more power than the commo "ss"
viết bởi wheelz 09 Tháng sáu, 2004

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