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The Ultimate which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays.

A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.

Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!

Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.

Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
#gay #homosexual #fagmosexual #owned #pwned
viết bởi M.C Caber 02 Tháng tư, 2006
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An unfortunate surname.
He was an exceptional basketball player - but he didn't join because he didn't want the name GAYLORD on the back of his jersey.
#surname #last name #queerio #twinky #fruit loop
viết bởi that's not my last name 14 Tháng năm, 2006
the ultimate word used to describe someone so gay it defies the laws of phisics, a gaylord is essential the ruler of homosexuality, the king of gayness. scientist estimate they are 11,000,000,000,000 times gayer than normal homosexuals. gaylords are the result of someone bieng hit by an undetectable burst of exotic atomic energy from the suns thermonuclear fusion. they have major influence on any gay community. it is best to avoid such people as there phisical form cannot contain all the gayness and so it radiates off of them in the form of gaydrons, a sub atomic partical that travles at 9,280,000 miles per second, nearly 58 times the speed of light and will pass right thru living cells and give them a medical condition known as pinkersons disease, in which the cell becomes atracted to only male cells and goes to gaybars constantly. exposure to this will eventualy turn the majority of your cells gay thus renderenig yourself gay.there are no known protection to this, it is rumored that the US government has advanced weapons and armor that can manipulate matter to produce or deflect these rays. these are some reconizable traits of the common gaylord, they were tight pants, have the gay voice, are always realy skiny, have odd haircuts that look like they took an hour to do, they wear lip gloss, do yoga, and make feminin gestures. if you belive you found a gaylord retreate to a minimum of 300 feet and call 911, they will send a person traind to deal with it.
guy 1: omg hes so gay
guy2: holy shit thats a gaylord!!!
guy1: call 911!!!
guy2: these pants are so last year, lets go shopping!!!
guy1: NOOOOOOOOO!!! damn you!!! hes too young!!!
HAZMAT team: holy shit its right of the chart, we gotta get out off here!!!
guy2: OMG look at your tacky outfits, this is such a fasion disaster, someone needs a makeover!!!
guy1: noooo get off of me!!! its not fair!!! its just not fair!!! take me!!! ( HAZMAT team takes him away to safety sobing leaving his friend to his fate)
#gaylord #gay #fag #faggot #homosexual #buttsex
viết bởi BEASTMASTER8000 17 Tháng năm, 2010
A lord of gayness.
One who is extremely gay
Childish form of douchebag
Someone who is really lame
my neightbor jim is a gaylord; he called the police when we had our party because he wasnt invited
#homo #homosexual #gay #queer #fag #faggot
viết bởi hbfir 02 Tháng tư, 2006
the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name gaylord
Hey im from gaylord. where are you from?
wtf!!! your from a town called gaylord?!?!?!?!
#gaylurd #g town #g spot #gay town #gis town #my town #home
viết bởi Beth Risk 29 Tháng tư, 2008
The ultimate insult, cannot be stopped by anything.

Or a city in Michigan

Or an unfortuanate surname
Bob:Fuck you, dickhead
Bill: Sure thing Gaylord
Bill and all other boys in sight: All hail the ruler of all gays
#dick #fuck #insult #gay #gaylord
viết bởi c+j in harmony 22 Tháng mười, 2008
Perceived to be the 'original' or 'first' homosexual male, if such a being ever existed. The occasional myth that emerges from closed circles entails that the one Gay Lord ruled over homosexuals in early Mesopotamian times as a deity of sorts and if he still lived today, would be able to control every living gay man with a single thought. Some say that the homosexual 'essence' of the Gay Lord was / is the purest of all gays. To this day, it is unknown as to how the Gay Lord actually looked like, although there is much speculation on whether the Gay Lord still lives; locked away in deep slumber. It has also been said that the Gay Lord has no apparent connection with bisexuals or lesbians.
"Like you said palooka, the Kindred have their Cain and the homos have their Gay Lord.."
viết bởi SteevJ 31 Tháng ba, 2005
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