When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.
Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.

Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?

Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
viết bởi SparkyZee 27 Tháng mười, 2009
Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind
She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.
viết bởi JIMBO 08 Tháng mười, 2003
Celulite on the thighs.
She wasn't bad, but did you see all her hail damage?
viết bởi ronald 05 Tháng sáu, 2004
Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.
"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'
viết bởi State Farm Insurance 08 Tháng sáu, 2005
An excessive amount of cellulite on a woman's ass and thighs that resembles a dented hood of a car after a hail storm. The visual is most common to that of a golf ball which is uniformly dented and pock marked. This is frequently seen on women who usually don't exercise and try to cover up the hail damage with tight jeans that barely fit. These women are also referred to as "skinny fat".
I thought she had a good body until she took her pants off. It really looked like she had some serious hail damage on her ass and thighs.
viết bởi iamlegend76 29 Tháng bảy, 2012
Excessive cellulite usually located in the assand thighs
Ya, she's cute, too bad about the hail damage though.
viết bởi Inca Hoots 26 Tháng bảy, 2008
noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp
I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.
viết bởi not enough discounts 02 Tháng năm, 2011

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