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Used to describe a large amount of body hair.
Wow! Look at the Hoff of chest hair on him!
#hoff #hof #hasslehoff #hair #medallion
viết bởi Jack & Hania 16 Tháng sáu, 2009
To try to get at a female. In other words to try to holla.
That bitch is bad as hell, im hoffin
viết bởi Ehab 03 Tháng tám, 2005
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
viết bởi Ana 11 Tháng một, 2005
1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.

2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.
#apron #chef #hof #gay #fat
viết bởi badman2041 17 Tháng chín, 2010
in relation to a design/artwork:

so bad it's good
man that rainbow teeshirt is so hoff!
#bad #good #conflicting #design #artwork
viết bởi belegdae 06 Tháng năm, 2010
1. Potential nickname for individual other than David Hasselhoff. Ex. Hoffman, Worsenhoff, Hoffstein.

2. Individual feeling strong connection to David Hasselhoff due to similiar nickname; major fan of David Hasselhoff. Individual may wear "Hoff" sloganed T-shirts. Very enthusiastic partier; veiwed as life of the party. Refusing to be called by birth name with predominent ginger traits.

3. Hoff nicknamed individual; tends to label ownership of food dishes with "Hoff". Ex. "Beef Strogenhoff"
"Hoff just got here, now its a party!"

"Hey Hoff, there's a ginger over there like you!"

"Your Beef Strogenhoff is fantastic."

"Don't Hassle the Hoff."

#hasselhoff #ginger #belmar #buy rite #long island
viết bởi Woolley2615 21 Tháng tư, 2008
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To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).
"Look at Billy... he can hardly stand, but he's hoffin' that burger like a champ."

"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"

Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.
#eat #scarf down #devour #prey #ingest
viết bởi Neil Joshi 04 Tháng sáu, 2007
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