Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.
"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear!
viết bởi Sky 05 Tháng ba, 2004
Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"
Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!
viết bởi Vampyro 08 Tháng ba, 2005
WARNING: This is not a real definition, this is a joke made by me and some friends, which you can take on if you wish

Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed.

Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts
Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good
Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal
Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil

So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son.

A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created
Me: When I Die I'm going to Limbo and getting High with Jebus :D
viết bởi Church of the 3 Sons 19 Tháng chín, 2006
was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!
a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!
viết bởi Ralfh 14 Tháng mười, 2004
Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.
Jebus is mah personal savior.
viết bởi danielle 25 Tháng mười, 2004

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