a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
viết bởi Kelly 15 Tháng sáu, 2006
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
viết bởi theSuperJesus 31 Tháng tám, 2005
F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
viết bởi Forced Earphones 04 Tháng bảy, 2009
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."
viết bởi godawgs 23 Tháng ba, 2006
jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
viết bởi Big Moop 14 Tháng chín, 2008
short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
viết bởi ColumbusBuck 29 Tháng mười, 2007
Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts
Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
viết bởi Quincy Morris 14 Tháng ba, 2008