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When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
#joshed #cum without touching #josh'd #no touchy #cummer
viết bởi TheNoTouchyCummer 12 Tháng mười, 2009
When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
#joshed #betting #sports betting #sports #bets
viết bởi NorsemanMN 04 Tháng một, 2015
The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.
Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!
#joshing #leaving #deserter #left #belittle
viết bởi Amazing_Tangerine 11 Tháng ba, 2015
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
#penis #yell #whisper #josh #pervert
viết bởi SoAn14 07 Tháng mười hai, 2010
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
#ginger #pedophile #gamer #redhead #niemaner
viết bởi jackhammer300 15 Tháng tư, 2014
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
#fubar #fyl #happy #joshd #unhappy
viết bởi $e9a 07 Tháng tư, 2009
Being lied to all the mother fucking time
Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.
#josh #joshing #joshua #gay #fag
viết bởi Ppinme69 19 Tháng ba, 2015
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